sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

corradocoia:

 

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
Anonymous

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

pmon3y69:

killedmycatatemytailor:

This is my favourite photo in existence.

*razzle dazzle*

What is the most evil thing you've ever done?
Mark Sheppard: I like lying to my kids.
Mark Pellegrino: I taught my daughter the wrong words for things.

You know you’re much cuter when you’re shutting up