onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

nopantsrevolution:

I can’t stop laughing.

Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.
cry-now-watch-him-die:

Issues // Mad At Myself (video)

cry-now-watch-him-die:

Issues // Mad At Myself (video)

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

bitty-batty:

You’re strolling along minding your own business…

when suddenly a car rolls up next to you

wtf is this

you look closer…

En garde fuckboy”

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

droppedabeat:

a thrilling trilogy

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down